CONFIDENTIAL

Project Beetle Beetle

16
Vagabonds
16
Unique skill-sets
40+
Successful website heists
And 1 thing that unites us:

An unending love of beetles?

A boundless desire for money?

A passion to create high-converting, well-positioned, research-driven websites for ambitious b2b SaaS products.

Mission

Steal the #1 Spot in your Industry for you.
Our mission is to help you defeat mediocre competitors who’re winning just because they got there first or have more money to spend.
We’re dedicated to helping good products get the success they deserve, through better positioning and sharper messaging.

Target

Your biggest, meanest competitors.
We break into your industry, map out the code that gets the audience's attention—and before the competition knows it, you're capturing the market.

Known Crew Members

Last known identity

Sumit Hegde

Codename
Klimt
Expertise
Co-founder, CEO, Part-time fashion influencer
Skills
Extracting the best insights from your customers
Getting your team aligned on your value props
Ensuring every project is successful and on-time
Keeping every one of his 2468 plants alive
Weapon of Choice
Slack
Last known identity

Isha Mandloi

Codename
Weiwei
Expertise
Head Copywriter, Co-founder, God of hoarding
Skills
Diving deep to find value props for your product
Writing hard-hitting copy that engages with your visitors
Buying books she will read....eventually
Gearing up to fill the spot Roger Federer left in the tennis world
Weapon of Choice
Zoom
Last known identity

Manisha Hegde

Codename
Kusama
Expertise
Head Developer, Dog Instagram account owner
Skills
Building powerful no-code websites fast
Creating interactions that make your website feel lux
Watching an alarming number of B-grade horror films
Making unnecessary bets about everything and anything
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
Last known identity

Fatih Takey

Codename
Monet
Expertise
Chief Designer, Official Introvert
Skills
Creating visuals that help visitors understand your product
Designing websites that make your visitors fall in love with your brand
Producing the perfect  reaction gif/meme for every occasion. Queen’s dead? You got it.
Bartering souls for Spotify in exchange of a banging music taste
Weapon of Choice
Figma
Last known identity

Sanjivani Mandloi

Codename
O'Keefe
Expertise
Copywriter, In-house Bollywood pundit
Skills
Finding the biggest pain points your product solves
Writing copy that makes visitors take action right now
Fangirling over BTS
Writing long, sentimental Instagram captions once in 7 months and then disappearing
Weapon of Choice
Notion
Last known identity

Semanti Ray

Codename
Van Gogh
Expertise
Copywriter, Serial Cake-maker
Skills
Giving a unique twist to the traditional site structure
Turning your customer data into captivating copy
Reading (and writing) a nauseating amount of romance novels
Giving the insider info on eyeshadow techniques
Weapon of Choice
Notion
Last known identity

Tarun Kumar

Codename
Matisse
Expertise
Developer, Gully-Cricket Captain
Skills
Smoothing over animations and hooking up your website to other tools
Making your website mobile-responsive
Practising Roman Reigns’ Finisher Spear on family and friends
Staying up to watch Ronaldo fail to lead Manchester United to victory
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
Last known identity

Disha Dhingra

Codename
Goya
Expertise
Developer, Dark Academia Enthusiast
Skills
Developing responsive, secure websites that give you peace of mind
Finding and squashing pesky bugs on your website
Bingeing all 15 seasons of Supernatural in < 2 weeks
Spreading dark-academia gospel with her second-hand book store
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
Last known identity

Najmul Hasan

Codename
Dali
Expertise
Designer, Dedicated Cat-Person
Skills
Experimenting with unique layouts and helping your website stand out
Turning long-form copy into beautiful readable sections
Competing for the Sleepiest Person in the World badge
Reading up on history so he can repeat the mistakes of our ancestors
Weapon of Choice
Figma
Last known identity

Pankaj Samtani

Codename
Magritte
Expertise
Developer, wannabe Instagram model
Skills
Developing easy-to-maintain, intuitive websites that never break
Implementing quick fixes that boost your website score
Denying his coffee addiction
Running his secret Aespa fan-account
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
Last known identity

Falak Mehta

Codename
Basquiat
Expertise
Illustration designer, Sunset-lover
Skills
Designing visually stunning graphics that bring life to your static website
Crushing narrative, decorative, informative or conceptual illustrations
Petting every dog she sees
Never missing a photo op ever
Weapon of Choice
Illustrator & Figma
Last known identity

Abdur Rafi Joy

Codename
da Vinci
Expertise
Designer, Token Londoner
Skills
Designing websites that land on ‘Best Websites of 20XX’ lists
Creating buttery sections that your visitors cannot stop scrolling
Anonymously reporting all Liverpool fan accounts on Twitter
Finding a brand new adventure sport to feed his adrenaline craving
Weapon of Choice
Figma
Last known identity

Aniket Khandelwal

Codename
Bourgeois
Expertise
Developer, true-crime enthusiast
Skills
Taking Webflow to new heights with a few lines of code
Implementing complex interactions on your website with zero bugs
Spending money on PUBG skins
Quoting Walter White at all the right moments
Weapon of Choice
Webflow and JavaScript
Last known identity

Maruf Ahmed

Codename
Kandinsky
Expertise
Designer, Self-help Pundit
Skills
Designing aesthetically stunning websites that don’t compromise on functionality
Helping your brand stand out and impress investors with a unique, bold website
Decorating his Cristiano Ronaldo shrine
Practicing his straight drive with an imaginary bat at random times of the day
Weapon of Choice
Figma

The code we live by

Have fun

You don't choose a life of crime and usurping conventional, shitty websites so you can dread the work.

We're here to rob your potential buyers of their breaths. We're here to be notorious. Fun is compulsory!

Be kind

We might be hardened criminals with a history of charming visitors into becoming loyal customers for our clients—but we're 100% soft-hearted and friendly.

Beetle Beetle is a zero-meanness zone.

Out-rival yourself

No one wants to see the same thrilling heist twice. Once the secrets are out, it's not exciting anymore.

We're determined to connive and plot and make something new and better every single time we take a project on.

Keep learning

Maestros aren’t born. They’re made. Through vigorous study and practice.

That’s why we’re always stocking up on books and courses and newsletters from the greats who came before us.

Join us in saving the world from generic, me-too SaaS websites.

We’re always on the lookout for notorious copywriters, designers or developers. Just shoot us an email with your cover letter and portfolio.
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