CONFIDENTIAL

Project Beetle Beetle

10
Vagabonds
10
Unique skill-sets
35+
Successful website heists
And 1 thing that unites us:

An unending love of beetles?

A boundless desire for money?

A passion to create high-converting, well-positioned, research-driven websites for ambitious b2b SaaS products.

Mission

Steal the #1 Spot in your Industry for you.
Our mission is to help you defeat mediocre competitors who’re winning just because they got there first or have more money to spend.
We’re dedicated to helping good products get the success they deserve, through better positioning and sharper messaging.

Target

Your biggest, meanest competitors.
We break into your industry, map out the code that gets the audience's attention—and before the competition knows it, you're capturing the market.

Known Crew Members

Last known identity

Sumit Hegde

Codename
Klimt
Expertise
Founder, CEO, Part-time fashion influencer
Skills
Extracting the best insights from your customers
Getting your team aligned on your value props
Ensuring every project is successful and on-time
Keeping every one of his 2468 plants alive
Weapon of Choice
Slack
Last known identity

Isha Mandloi

Codename
Weiwei
Expertise
Head Copywriter, Co-founder, God of hoarding
Skills
Diving deep to find value props for your product
Writing hard-hitting copy that engages with your visitors
Buying books she will read....eventually
Cooking bastardized versions of dishes from around the world
Weapon of Choice
Zoom
Last known identity

Manisha Hegde

Codename
Kusama
Expertise
Head Developer, Dog Instagram account owner
Skills
Building powerful no-code websites fast
Creating interactions that make your website feel lux
Watching an alarming number of B-grade horror films
Making unnecessary bets about everything and anything
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
Last known identity

Fatih Takey

Codename
Monet
Expertise
Chief Designer, Official Introvert
Skills
Creating visuals that help visitors understand your product
Designing websites that make your visitors fall in love with your brand
Springing wry sarcasm on unsuspecting people
Losing to people at online chess
Weapon of Choice
Figma
Last known identity

Najmul Hasan

Codename
Dali
Expertise
Designer, Dedicated Cat-Person
Skills
Experimenting with unique layouts and helping your website stand out
Turning long-form copy into beautiful readable sections
Competing for the Sleepiest Person in the World badge
Reading up on history so he can repeat the mistakes of our ancestors
Weapon of Choice
Figma
Last known identity

Sanjivani Mandloi

Codename
O'Keefe
Expertise
Copywriter, In-house Bollywood pundit
Skills
Finding the biggest pain points your product solves
Writing copy that makes visitors take action right now
Fangirling over BTS
Writing long, sentimental Instagram captions once in 7 months and then disappearing
Weapon of Choice
Notion
Last known identity

Disha

Codename
Renoir
Expertise
Developer, Dark Academia Enthusiast
Skills
Developing responsive, secure websites that give you peace of mind
Finding and squashing pesky bugs on your website
Bingeing all 15 seasons of Supernatural in < 2 weeks
Spreading dark-academia gospel with her second-hand book store
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
Last known identity

Semanti Ray

Codename
van Gogh
Expertise
Copywriter, Serial Cake-maker
Skills
Giving a unique twist to the traditional site structure
Turning your customer data into captivating copy
Reading (and writing) a nauseating amount of romance novels
Giving the insider info on eyeshadow techniques
Weapon of Choice
Notion
Last known identity

Dev Prakash

Codename
Bourgeois
Expertise
Developer, Self-Help Book Protagonist
Skills
Testing your website on every device imaginable
Coding cool things to add an extra punch to your site
Making My Hero Academia fan posts on his secret blog
Reading business books to fast-forward his way to 30 under 30
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
Last known identity

Tarun Kumar

Codename
Matisse
Expertise
Developer, Gully-Cricket Captain
Skills
Smoothing over animations and hooking up your website to other tools
Making your website mobile-responsive
Practising Roman Reigns’ Finisher Spear on family and friends
Staying up to watch Ronaldo fail to lead Manchester United to victory
Weapon of Choice
Webflow + Figma

The code we live by

Have fun

You don't choose a life of crime and usurping conventional, shitty websites so you can dread the work.

We're here to rob your potential buyers of their breaths. We're here to be notorious. Fun is compulsory!

Be kind

We might be hardened criminals with a history of charming visitors into becoming loyal customers for our clients—but we're 100% soft-hearted and friendly.

Beetle Beetle is a zero-meanness zone.

Out-rival yourself

No one wants to see the same thrilling heist twice. Once the secrets are out, it's not exciting anymore.

We're determined to connive and plot and make something new and better every single time we take a project on.

Keep learning

Maestros aren’t born. They’re made. Through vigorous study and practice.

That’s why we’re always stocking up on books and courses and newsletters from the greats who came before us.

Join us in saving the world from generic, me-too SaaS websites.

We’re always on the lookout for notorious copywriters, designers or developers. Just shoot us an email with your cover letter and portfolio.
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